И сразу же натыкаюсь на бородатый анекдот, с детства известный мне на русском.
Оцените и вы:
Sherlock Holmes and his friend Watson were on a camping and hiking trip. They had gone to bed and were lying there looking up the sky. Holmes said, "Watson, look up. What do you see?" "Well, I see thousands of stars". "And what does that mean to you?" " Well, I guess it means we will have another nice day tomorrow. What does it mean to you, Holmes?" "To me, it means someone has stolen our tent".
Меня терзают смутные подозрения, что анекдот этот отнюдь не аглицкого происхождения...))